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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing



dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead


portiadawn-the-feminist-fangirl:

This one really spoke to me.


Matt Smith and Arthur Darvill on Alex Kingston (Fan Expo Canada)

Fan: Who was your favorite person [to work] with on Doctor Who?
Matt: Each other. Or K-face...I think ultimately, we were sort of spoiled with each other...
Arthur: ..like Alex, as well.
Matt: Alex Kingston, very. The most insatiable flirt on the planet.
Arthur: With everyone.
Matt: Yeah, even with herself in the mirror. It's incredible to witness.
Arthur and Matt: *laughing*

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.


k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.


dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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hermione + text posts

FILLED UNDER: hp;  

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what

abridgedcynic:

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate

I can attest that the latter is the adult way of thinking. 4th cup of coffee down the hatch


Anonymous
But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

appropriately-inappropriate:

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

AND OXYTOCIN ISNT A SEX HORMONE

Oxytocin is a BONDING hormone that makes females feel warm and fuzzy and loving.

Now why could that be?

MIGHT IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT OUR NIPPLES ARE WHAT WE USE TO FEED OUR BABIES??!

You know, those small, underdeveloped and helpless little beings that, lacking our tender mercies, would basically be a fucking canapé for anything with teeth?!

The reason stimulation of the nipples produces oxytocin is because we’re bonding with our fucking infants, not so you can dingle your dongle at the boobies.

Fuck, the world does not revolve around your dick, godDAMN.


"‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space."

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)